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Wonkette After Dark: Which President Most Resembles A Penis? And More!
Dwight D. Eisenower is the president who most resembles a penis. Just kidding, it’s George Washington. Barack Obama looks kind of like a penis if you blur your eyes. Maybe he is the third or fourth...
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Wonkette After Dark: Vance McAllister’s Romance McFailister, Miley Pelosi, &...
Vance McAllister has allegedly kissed his own staff! Wow, way to go Stretch! No, we are joking, we know Vance McAllister didn’t finally master yoga’s forbidden Contented Dog, he was merely allegedly...
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Wonkette After Dark: Watch Out For Smooth Viagra Thieves, Chicago
In Sex News, or at least sex-adjacent news, two “older men with guns” robbed a Chicago medical clinic’s pharmacy, getting away with “56 Viagra pills worth $1700″ as well as “Xanex, a muscle relaxant;...
View ArticleLiveblogging The Pathetic Embarrassing Second Tier GOP Losers Debate: A Live...
Well hello there! Are you ready to see the loser junior varsity Republican candidates lose some more while they debate each other during loser hour? US TOO! Who knows what’s going to happen? Will Rick...
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Didn’t we all have such a good time laughing at the second-tier candidates’ debate? We sure did! Now let’s watch Donald Trump and the other guys have their turn. And hey, if you missed the Kids’ Table...
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Five Bucks Says Trump Cancels This Press Conference. Your Wonkette Live-Blog!
MOAR GOLD We got five bucks says Donald Trump cancels this press conference — you know, the one we’ve all been waiting 168 days for because It’s Okay As Long As You’re Not Hillary Clinton. Of course,...
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